(feature photo courtesy of Western Wedding Magazine)

My neighbor had a unique problem. Last summer a violent windstorm swept through our area and took some trees down sort of like what happened with my fence situation. But in other cases, branches and sections of really tall trees were severed. However, because it was summer alot of these sections or branches ended up getting stuck on the trees’ other branches.

It may not look it but this is still 40 to 50 ft up in the air and it’s a 20ft tree section.

The thought was to find a way to climb up the thick branches of trees and somehow shake it off. But it was the hottest part of the summer and there were hornets and wasps that presided in that tree. It was just an overall unsafe situation…but it was stable as the branch was interlocked with other branches of the tree.

I convinced my neighbor to leave the branch there until the winter or early spring when there were no leaves and we could get it out ourselves. He wanted to hire a contractor to get the branch out but I told him he’d be charged $200 plus labor and that I had a solution – a far cheaper and just as comprehensive solution.

So, my neighbor kept an eye on it throughout the rest of the winter and when the time came, we set ourselves for the task at hand.

I had him set up a ladder and I told him to go to Amazon.com and pick up one of these for $50

This is just an example. I believe my neighbor bought a much longer one.

We set up the ladder. And after teaching him the basics of spinning the rope and looping his patio chair, he climbed midway up the steps to eventually lasso the renegade branch (roping vertically is infinitely easier than having to throw horizontally which is 99.9% of its application). We pulled it down and chopped it up and that was that.

My neighbor saved close to $300 and now has a lariat to practice cattle roping techniques with his kids.

As for me though, as much as I enjoyed that short trip down cowboy memory lane I’ve hung up my rope and hat a long time ago. I enjoy a moderate life now and have no foreseeable plans to get to “Amarillo by morning” lol

photo by: moderatelivingblog.wordpress.com

yours truly trying to not freeze to death during a sudden crazy snowstorm. photo collection: moderatelivingblog.wordpress.com

photo by: moderatelivingblog.wordpress.com

These boots have walked a rough road. I’m not a gunfighter anymore.

I’m a lover now ๐Ÿ˜‚

Y’all enjoy the day

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36 responses to “Amazon Cowboy”

  1. CJ Antichow Avatar
    CJ Antichow

    Good job cowboy! George Strait is one of my all time faves โ˜บ๏ธ

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      thanks CJ – see ya in Amarillo! ๐Ÿ˜€

      1. CJ Antichow Avatar
        CJ Antichow

        The Chair is in my top 5 best songs of life.

  2. camilla wells paynter Avatar

    LOL! Great solution, too. My hub swears by ropes and pulleys. As he likes to say, “Everything I needed to know I learned from offshore rigging.” You never know when those old skills will come in handy!

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      right? ropes and pulleys are a very underrated tool! plus i knew that that tree branch was gonna be really heavy if we tried to pull it right away. i figure 2 seasons worth of it drying up would make it lighter and we wouldn’t risk damaging his neighbor’s fence it the branch’s trajectory went sideways.
      your husband did offshore work? THAT is some real skill!

      1. camilla wells paynter Avatar

        Smart to wait till the branch was dry! Yup, he was a sat diver in the North Sea for years. Those skills came in handy when we were caring for a 16-acre property, for sure!

  3. Nancy Homlitas Avatar

    You have a wonderfully openminded (and patient!) neighbor who took advantage of learning a new skill. That was kind of you to help him. Thanks for showing us the pics of your cowboy gear, Lasso Mike. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      thanks Nancy! i knew the tree contractors would take advantage of the situation and charge and arm and a leg for the removal. plus, i wanted to wait a season for the tree branch to dry up as these things are deceptively and dangerously heavy. but it was all worth it for him now that he’s got a lariat ๐Ÿ™‚

      1. Nancy Homlitas Avatar

        Hopefully, your neighbor will buy a proper cowboy hat, boots, and neckerchief before he uses his lariat again. ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. SUIT Avatar

    Hello.

  5. lyndhurstlaura Avatar

    Good work, and he can use the ladder and lariat over and again. ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      indeed! a utility rope can do wonders! ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Andrea Avatar

    Hah! You must have the most interesting collection of Amazon products ๐Ÿคญ

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      lol. i know right??? hahaha

      1. Andrea Avatar

        There a few tiktokers out there who show off โ€œthe most interesting Amazon productsโ€ they bought.
        If you ever decide to do that, let me know, I will follow ๐Ÿ˜„

        1. Michael Williams Avatar

          haha ๐Ÿ™‚ will do!

  7. ibarynt Avatar

    Enjoyed the music.

    Oh no Mike, I thought you’d write about Cowboy romance, the photo says so ๐Ÿคฃ.

    Those are some very tall trees. We have a problem with bees on our window. The moment we notice they’re building a hive we have to burn it.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      when i was looking for a cover photo for the blog i was shocked at all the cowboy romance depictions hahaha it seems there is a huge market for them ๐Ÿ˜€

      yes wasps/hornets – you’ve got to take decisive action with them as they can be so harmful!

  8. majellalaws Avatar

    Fabulous post, made me smile a lot!

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      ๐Ÿ™‚ thank you hope you are having a great day!

  9. ibarynt Avatar

    Oh yes there’s plenty of small town cowboy romance. There’s a huge untapped market ๐Ÿ˜

  10. Annabel Avatar

    Loved that you always have so many interesting and funny anecdotes to share ๐Ÿ˜! Beautifully penned.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      ๐Ÿ˜€ glad you liked my solution Annabel! my neighbor’s kids love their new cowboy lasso!

      1. Annabel Avatar

        ๐Ÿฅ‚cheers to the cowboy spirit!

  11. Danny*Fantod Avatar

    I had a similar problem. After worrying about it for months, I tied a hammer to a rope and used it a grappling hook. Then wife and I rocked it until it came down.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      yeah, those tree branches can be deceptively heavy. you need something like that. I like the idea so thanks for sharing it – I will keep that in mind. at 25-30ft of a tree section, I just couldn’t chance it having a hornets nest in there with his kids around. to be honest I hate it when shit like that happens but I hate it more that landscaper/tree guys will absolutely gouge you for removal.

  12. Willie Torres Jr. Avatar
    Willie Torres Jr.

    From lassoing limbs to saving limbs, yโ€™all turned cowboy wisdom into Proverbs practicality ๐Ÿ™Œ … Godโ€™s provision sure comes with rope, patience, and a little yeehaw. ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ™

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      absolutely Willie! i couldn’t have said it better myself. the creator has given us the tools, the rest is up to our grit! have a blessed Sunday!

      did you watch the NFL Draft? I am so saddened that Dillon Gabriel went to the Browns, I hope he can find a way out of that franchise. that’s all i’ll say lol.

      1. Willie Torres Jr. Avatar
        Willie Torres Jr.

        I did watch the first day, and it was a bit awkward. The draft was full of unexpected picks, and it felt like teams were going all over the place. There were a lot of offensive linemen chosen, and quarterbacks and running backs werenโ€™t a big focus. As a Vikings fan, I was happy with our pick, but I do wish weโ€™d gone for a QB. And how about Sanders not getting picked? That was crazy. I know heโ€™s got an attitude, but heโ€™s still a solid QB for a team that really needs one.

        1. Michael Williams Avatar

          yup! the vikings picked one of ohio state’s offensive linemen with their 1. looked over their draft picks – pretty solid.

  13. rachelgoes262 Avatar

    This was a great idea! What a way to MacGyver it Gen X style. I love the song too. Have a great weekend.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      ๐Ÿ˜€ my neighbors kids are over the moon with their new lasso

  14. From A Small Kitchen Avatar

    great solution and great boots!!

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      ๐Ÿ˜€ my neighbors kids love practicing on their new lasso!

  15. CJ Antichow Avatar
    CJ Antichow

    Found a delicious combination, read what Beau wrote, in my head using your voice. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      โค๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ you give your precious time to hear/read . I’m gonna 100% make sure it’s honest and real โค๏ธ

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