It’s been 5 years since 2020.

We all know what that year was but for me, the events of that year led to circumstances in Kingston, New York that I still have a hard time wrapping my head around today.

Everytime this date comes around, I reflect on it. This was the day where I was economically VIOLATED. I can’t even call it getting ripped off. I was completely run amuck, bamboozled, etc.

I was working in the mountains of upstate New York. The weather was absolutely scorching, even 1100ft above sea level. I was landscaping and doing work on roofs getting beat up from the sun – just absolute mayhem for my clothes. At the worst possible time, the washing machine I was using there broke and I already had a pile of clothes accumulating. It was at a point where handwashing it was no longer an option. Anyone qualified to fix a washing machine was already on vacation for the Independence Day holiday.

Trudging down the mountains was a bear in and of itself. Given my schedule, I had to be really efficient with my time. Kingston, New York was a one stop shop location that had all the stores I needed for groceries, additional items and boxer shorts – the latter of which I was in dangerously short supply of.

I figured that the Kohl’s department store was the perfect place to get said boxer shorts. I didn’t even look at the tag as I already wanted to go back home. I was tired and sweaty from the day. When the cashier rung the purchase up, I had to ask him if there was a mistake in the price. A pack of boxer shorts can’t surely be that expensive. He scanned it again and confirmed to me that it was indeed the price.

Being in Kingston, far from where I was staying I could have certainly just left. But the thought of having to stay up and handwash my clothes was just too unbearable to me (there was also a problem with the local town’s laundromat). And at 6:00pm with the sun starting to go down, I knew the mountain roads were going to get that much darker and narrower the longer I stayed in the city looking for a better price. I begrudgingly handed over my bank card and confirmed the purchase.

I believe that out of that pack, there are only 2 pairs that I have retained to this day. I don’t know if I would have done anything differently if I had the chance. Probably the only thing I would have done was just drive to Albany instead. πŸ˜‚

I still maintain that this was erroneously tagged. Sure the shorts were comfortable but not THAT comfortable! $41.00 after taxes or 32 quid, 6060 yen, 3,500 rupees or 61.62 aussies. unbelievable!

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24 responses to “5 Years Ago Today: The Kingston, New York Travesty”

  1. CJ Antichow Avatar
    CJ Antichow

    You know what’s the cheapest underwear? Don’t wear any.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      can’t argue with that πŸ™‚

  2. ibarynt Avatar

    What?? Were they really needed? You said it was hot, could’ve done without them 😁.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      yes, unfortunately LOL. i couldn’t fix the washing machine’s power/control board! πŸ™

  3. Mindful Mystic (MM) Avatar

    Wow. Hefty price. How many were in the pack?

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      right?? i was shocked. it was a 6 pack i believe…or want to believe. it may have been a 4

  4. Nancy Homlitas Avatar

    There’s a Rural King farm store near us. They sell Hanes underwear for a bottom-of-the-barrel price. If you need to restock, check out your farm stores. πŸ™‚

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      great point Nancy! wow – i haven’t heard the name Rural King in a long time! πŸ™‚

  5. Kate@athousandbitsofpaper Avatar

    That awkward moment when you get to he cashier and they tell you the price – ouch I feel for you – I was saved by the cashier horrified over a $10 cauliflower on my behalf just yesterday. She took it out and put it on a shelf β€œI can’t sell you that” she said. But that’s the price. Who is going to buy that poor cauliflower? I thought as I walked away.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      oh my gosh! for that price, that cauliflower should talk and clean your house…or pool! πŸ™‚ Mike

      1. Kate@athousandbitsofpaper Avatar

        Hahaha I know thank goodness the cashier noticed –

  6. lyndhurstlaura Avatar

    I can believe it. Prices have gone through the roof (sorry) everywhere. The solution? Go commando. πŸ™‚ Have a good week, Mike.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      hahaha! πŸ˜€

      you know, if it’ll save me money I may as well just do it. lol
      hope the week is going well for you so far!

  7. arlene Avatar

    Oh my, what an experience Mike.😍

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      lol πŸ™‚ a reminder to look at price tags lol

  8. Danny*Fantod Avatar

    $40? Unbelievable. One time I was there and wife said we needed a few more dollars worth to get $10 Kohl’s cash. I grabbed a chocolate bar. It was $10. They have affordable merch but dang, you gotta keep an eye on them.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      you do! I swear to god/allah/bhudda, Kohl’s is an extortion racket and if they were smart they’d get into health insurance…or maybe they do..as united healthcare haha

  9. The Creative Chic Avatar

    I always love the idea of Kohl’s because their items for your home are always so cute! That being said, their prices always feel expensive to me.

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      isn’t it??? one thing’s for sure though, at least their store look cleaner than like Home Goods or Marshalls πŸ™‚

      1. The Creative Chic Avatar

        Yes, there is that πŸ™‚

  10. nancyb422 Avatar

    I noticed over the years of shopping at Kohls that the items never on sale are the name brands. And my husband always gravitates to those items! Sonoma brand underwear would probably have been $10!

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      yes! this is what drives me nuts with kohl’s – the brands like Chaps are always arranged neatly and in presentable condition and then you have the actual “brands” that are stuffed off into the corner. maybe this is their true way of selling things but i always get the sense that i’m being clickbaited.

      truthfully, the only reason i go to Kohl’s now is because they have positioned themselves as a return hub for Amazon. the whole approach seems very underhanded – like if i wanted to get scammed i’ll just go into Manhattan for the day haha

  11. thingsihavethoughtof Avatar

    Just another angle to that famous quote: “They get you right where it hurts”. Or another similar but probably cruder quote.

    Poor you;-)

    1. Michael Williams Avatar

      lol! i kept excusing it as maybe something that had to do with shipping supply chains because, you know, 2020. but the more i thought about it the more infuriated i got haha

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